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Do you know what I like about you? I know for a fact that you will never touch a woman sexually. Do you know what I like even more about you? That you've totally accepted your virgin status. Other men like to pretend that their virgin status is just temporary. Some day they'll get to touch a woman. This fallacy really ruins men. But not you. You know you'll never be more than a mindless gooner.
You're just a drone programmed to buy porn and jerk your life away. You only work to make money to spend it on porn. That's a worthwhile quality in a man. Not only will you never bother a woman with your stupid "needs," but you know your money is only worthwhile when spending it on porn. I'm happy to have you in my flock of worthless virgin losers. This is the life you deserve to lead, after all.
This is all you need.
