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You have these delusions that I might somehow be available for you to have a "real" relationship with.. That you could somehow seduce or convince me to date you. Perhaps we could have a lovely little vanilla life together? Wake up, you mess of a man. Let me explain the kind of men that I date and how you'll never compare. Besides, you have something far better...