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Being sick while you're traveling is the fucking worst. I've been snotting and congested for days now instead of going out and enjoying myself. Well if I can't go out and have fun, neither can you. You're going to be my little trash can today. That's right, you're going to eat every snotty, disgusting tissue I produce. I'm going to make fun of you the entire time you do it too. If I can't feel good, then certainly neither can you. Open wide, little trash can. It's time for you to have a belly full of gross waste.