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I'm going about my business, about to finish cleaning up. I get out the vacuum cleaner and proceed to clean the carpets. All of a sudden I realize there's something on the floor. Thinking it's a bug, I grab the vacuum and try to suck it up. When it tries to run away, I realize it's a tiny man! Astonished, I try to figure out where it could have come from. It's so small that I can't hear it speaking, so I tell it to run away or it might get stepped on. I go back to cleaning and find that it hasn't run away, it's following me.. apparently trying to look up my skirt at my pantyhose-covered legs. I start to get irritated and think about how to get rid of this tiny little pest. Will I crush it or eat it? I am awfully hungry from all this cleaning...
