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Um.. Who the fuck are you? Don't answer that. It doesn't matter. You don't mean anything to me. That's why you're just going to sit at the edge of my couch while I text and send selfies to my girlfriend. Do't you wish you were that important? Well you can take that desire and go jerk yourself off with it, because it's never going to happen.