I've been your secretary for a while now. I think it's time I got a raise. I mean, I do everything around here anyway. You get to go home early every day, don't you? So, I want a raise. What's that? You say you'll give me a raise if I give you a blow job? In that case I want a 50% raise and I want insurance. Not health insurance, you dolt. I already have that. I want real insurance. I'm not going to get caught up in some scandal over this. If you want this blow job so bad, you're going to have to give a blow job.
What does that mean? It means I've seen your search history. I know you're turned on by the thought of blowing other men. So, here's the deal. You're going to give some guy a blow job and I'm going to take pictures for insurance. Then, once I feel I'm in a secure position, you'll get your blowjob and I get my 50% raise.
That sounds like a good deal to me.