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Tell me, at the start of the pandemic, did you go out and buy oodles of hand sanitizer? Well, you probably have a surplus now. What to do with all that hand sanitizer? Well, I have a cruel idea. Throw out your lube, pet. You’re going to stroke with hand sanitizer today.
No spit, no lube, just hand sanitizer. It’s going to burn, it’s going to sting, and honestly, I don’t care. I’m going to enjoy seeing you squirm and wince as that sanitizer drips off your cock.
So get to squirting and then get to pumping.