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Thanks for coming over to discuss our predicament. Honestly, you’ve been incredibly rude to me ever since I joined the neighborhood. You’ve complained about my decorations, any noise I make, and you never seem to leave any conversation without planting some dumb misogynistic comment.
Even now you’re staring at my tits. Do you like my tits? I bet you do. You see, my tits tend to have a certain effect on men. Stare at them long enough and you’ll start to do everything I say.
You’ve been an awful neighbor to me from day one, but from now on, you’re going to be incredibly welcoming.