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Bored on a night at home? Looking to have a little company? Ok, I'll play a game with you. You'll need a bottle of hard licquor-- no cheap beer or wine. You need the high test stuff like what I have here! I just love card games, even old fashioned War. It's very simple.. I draw a card and you draw a card. The higher card wins. If you win, I'll take a shot. If I win, you take a shot. You know that the more I drink, the more my clothes come off, so you have to hope that you can stick around long enough to see me strip.. and jerk before the booze does you in. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to play card games with pretty girls?