Custom request. I heard that you're a virgin from a mutual friend.. And I have to say I'm not surprised. You must be the most pathetic guy I've ever met. It's not looks or your lack of success-- even ugly, broke guys get laid and have girlfriends. You suffer from loserdom from birth, and the longer its gone on, the more it will be your lifelong reality. Now you're too old to lose your virginity so you'll be stuck masturbated for the rest of your existence. It's too bad you can't just tell people you're a relationship with your hand..