You've been such a good little pet lately. So loyal and obedient, like a dog. In fact- that's exactly what I want you to be. I want you to be my puppy. I want to leash you up and take you out as my little obedient puppy. It won't be hard to make this pet project a reality. You're already an animal eager to please me. My voice will remind you of the base animal you are. You'll live out the rest of your days sitting at my feet, playing with your toys, and eating kibble, just like I like you. Sit. Stay. Go down.