You'd like to imagine that there's some dignity in your masturbation habits, right? You think that the fact that you take your hand and slide it up and down your cock every single day is normal for a man? There's no dignity in being a masturbation addict. There's nothing attractive about jerking yourself off over and over again. I want you to stop thinking there is. That's why today, we're going to remove the use of your hand. Today, you're going to be a little pillow humping bitch. You'll be just like when you first started masturbating all over again. You'll be back to the inexperienced loser who doesn't know how to handle his dick like a man. You're not going to touch your cock except to slide it against the fabric of the pillow. Sure, you can imagine you're humping a woman, but at the end of the day you're just a pathetic pillow humper. You're not a man. You're a pathetic little Chihuahua that gets off on rubbing his dick on anything.