I've got a special little assignment for you today. You see, I've been checking out some of these dating sites and there's quite an epidemic of blowhard men who indundate women with ridiculous messages. You're going to help to bring a levity to these sites for me, helping to balance out the scales by humiliating yourself for my pleasure. So follow along closely, slut, because you've got a special job to do. I don't care what this does to your poor little ego.