Have you ever noticed what an insanely perfect life I seem to have? Beauty, money, intelligence, success with everything I decide to do.. It's almost as if I'm charmed. That's one of the reasons you love spending your days in adoration, adding to my life.. but never actually being part of it. You want to be my slave, but you'll only be one of the hordes that believes that I am speaking directly to them through the computer screen. Well this is just for you, promise..