Oh sweetie, I know I'm late tonight.. I had to work so much and time just got away from me. Yes, yes, I'm listening.. Come over here and tell me about your day. Uh huh.. Are you staring at my breasts?! Oh my. Yes.. I suppose that I haven't been around much and I haven't been giving you enough attention. You're developing into a young man and I'm not around to help you. I suppose I'd better address that.. starting with that raging erection. Go ahead, sweetie, I need to see to your sexual education.