Oh hello there, ma'am. Who am I? Why, I'm just the woman your husband has been jerking off to for months. You see, he's a pervert. He's been cheating on you, but not in the way you think. His form of cheating is much more mental. I've come into his mind and reserved every space of importance for myself. So much so, that he's even contemplating leaving you. Now don't you start to blame me for this, this was all your doing. Your constant nagging and insecurities about what he did and who he hangs out with has driven him to this point. You were no longer his place of relaxation and pleasure, so I became that spot in his mind. There's no turning back now for him, so you're just going to have to deal with his disregard of you. Maybe you should have shown him some respect when he loved you. Maybe then he wouldn't be crawling on all fours to worship me.