It's time we discuss your contract with this company-- I'm not impressed with your performance and I'm on the verge of letting you go. You don't want to leave? Well, I have do have an alternate training method for non-productive employees… if you can make it through the whole 6 months, perhaps we'll discuss your further employment. My training will require you to be nude every day, beneath my desk, worshipping my stocking-clad feet and legs, and doing small menial tasks. I believe this is simple enough for you, right? You'll be eating your lunch from a dog bowl after I step on your sandwich, then you'll thank me for the privelege.
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